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AI Automation for HVAC, Plumbing & Trades

Swamp AssProfits

I'm not a contractor — I'm the geek who builds the system that runs your shop. AI that answers the phone, books the job, and chases the money, so the work runs whether you're on the tools or not.

HVAC Plumbing Electrical Roofing & More

Built in a Louisiana swamp · Runs in any market

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30 Yrs Building Software
Real Systems, Not Courses
Swamp-Tested
Works Nationwide
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The Leak

Where your money disappears

You're busier than ever. The phone rings, the trucks roll. But somewhere between the missed call and the unpaid invoice, revenue you already earned walks out the back door.

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Missed Calls

You're on a job. The phone rings. It goes to voicemail — and that customer calls the next contractor on the list. Every missed call is real money walking away.

AI answers 24/7, qualifies the job, books it on your calendar

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Manual Data Entry

Every job typed into Jobber, ServiceTitan, or Housecall Pro by hand. Every invoice built at the kitchen table after a 10-hour day. You didn't start this business for that.

Every call writes itself into your scheduling tool — zero retyping

03

No One's Asking for Reviews

You do great work and nobody asks the customer to say so. Twelve reviews after five years in business means you rank below outfits half as good as you.

Automatically texts every customer after every job — reputation builds itself

04

A Cold Customer List

Hundreds of past customers in your system — people who already know you, trust you, paid you — and they haven't heard from you since the job ended.

We re-activate past customers with targeted follow-ups. Zero ad spend.

05

Chasing Payments

The job's done, the invoice goes out by email, and you wait. And chase. And wait. The work is done and the money isn't in the door yet.

Collect on completion, on-site. Money the day the work is done.

06

You're the Bottleneck

Every estimate, every follow-up, every booking runs through you. When you're in the field — which is always — the business waits. You can't scale a business that only works when you're watching it.

The system works whether you're on the tools or sitting on the couch

The Free Webinar

What you'll walk away with

One hour. No courses, no funnels, no fluff. I'm going to show you the exact system I build for trades businesses — and you'll see it running live on screen.

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The AI Receptionist

See exactly how your phone gets answered 24/7, how jobs get qualified, and how bookings land on your calendar with zero human involvement.

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Reputation on Autopilot

The exact follow-up sequence that turns every completed job into a 5-star review request — without you remembering to ask.

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Reactivating Past Customers

How to mine your existing customer list for new revenue using automated SMS and email follow-ups that actually get responses.

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Integrating Your Software

Jobber, ServiceTitan, Housecall Pro, or a spreadsheet — doesn't matter. I'll show you how the AI writes directly into whatever you're already using.

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Scaling Without Hiring

How owners go from handling everything themselves to running a crew — without adding an office manager or answering service.

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What This Actually Costs

Full transparency. I'll show you what the system costs, what it returns, and how most shops recoup it in the first 30 days.

Who This Is For

Right fit. Wrong fit.

This is not for everyone. If you're already dialed in, you don't need this. But if you're hungry to grow and buried in the day-to-day, this seat has your name on it.

✓ You're in the right place if…

  • You're the tip of the spear — in the field every day
  • You want to be bigger, not just "comfortable"
  • You miss calls because you can't stop working
  • You know your back office is holding you back
  • You're competitive and hungry to beat the market
  • You run an HVAC, plumbing, electrical, or roofing operation
  • You want your business to run without you watching every second

✗ This probably isn't for you if…

  • You're comfortable right where you are
  • You already have heavy AI automation in place
  • You have a full office staff handling your calls and follow-ups
  • You're not willing to change how your shop runs
  • You're looking for shortcuts to avoid the real work
  • You want a course, not a system
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Trades Verticals Served
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Rob Gaudet — AI Automation for Trades
Who I Am

Not a guru.
A builder.

I'm a software architect with 30 years in the industry — and I've spent the last several years building AI automation systems for small businesses that can't afford an IT department but desperately need one.

I'm not in the trades. I'm the guy in your back office who builds the system that runs your shop. The AI receptionist, the follow-up sequences, the review engine, the scheduling integration — I build it, I hand it to you, and you go back to work.

I've worked with HVAC operators, plumbers, electricians, and roofers across the country. The problem is always the same. The solution is always the system.

The webinar is free. One hour. I'll show you everything — no pitch fest, no hard sell, just the actual system running live. If it fits, we talk. If it doesn't, you walk away with ideas you can use anyway.

30 Yrs Software Architecture
AI Automation Specialist
HVAC · Plumbing · Electrical · Roofing
Works Nationwide
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Stop working in the business.
Start working on it.

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Questions

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Is this really free?
Yes. The webinar is completely free to attend. No upsell at the end, no credit card required at any point. I'll show you the system, answer your questions live, and if you want to work together after that, we'll have a conversation. That's it.
Does this work for my trade?
If you're running a field service business — HVAC, plumbing, electrical, roofing, or similar — yes. The core problem is the same: you're in the field, the phone rings, and nobody's handling it. The system is built for exactly that.
I already use Jobber / ServiceTitan / Housecall Pro. Does this work with that?
Yes. The AI receptionist integrates directly with the scheduling software you're already using. We're not replacing your tools — we're connecting the front end (the phone, the follow-ups) to the system you already have.
I'm not tech-savvy. Will I be lost?
The webinar is built for operators, not engineers. You don't need to understand how the AI works — you just need to see what it does. I'll walk you through it like I'm explaining it to a crew chief on a job site.
I'm not in Louisiana. Does it matter?
Not at all. The system runs in any market in the country. The "swamp" is just where it was built — it runs fine on a Tuesday in Ohio just as well as it does on a Friday in New Orleans in August.
What does it cost to actually implement this?
I'll cover that fully in the webinar with full transparency. What I'll tell you right now: most shops recoup the cost within the first 30 days from jobs that would have been missed calls. Show up and I'll show you the math.